In one of the better stretches I can remember in my working life, I've spent the last couple of weeks having virtual sex with several girls around the world, including trysts with American, Filipino and Colombian lasses, from right here in my Australian office.
For all the amazing technology I've experienced in my six years and 717 articles at Gizmag, this is one of only a handful of times when I've caught myself thinking "damn, I'm actually living in the future."Here's how it works: you set up a "date" with a girl from the Realtouch Interactive site, either by messaging her and planning it in advance, or just going for it with somebody who happens to be online when you're ready to rumble.
I'm not, so my first interaction, in which I couldn't make my bloody laptop microphone work, was perhaps less than scintillating for the girl on the other end.
In terms of the actual sex part, the Realtouch Interactive system is no less than astonishing.
Lube and heat remain pretty constant and aren't controlled by the girls.In Part One we discovered the amazing world of Realtouch porn, in which every movement performed by the on-screen pornstars is encoded such that whatever happens to the penis on screen happens in real time to the penis in my office, that being my own penis, thus smashing my personal record for most instances of the word "penis" in a single sentence.The experience moved me to song – hit play to enjoy the appropriate (NSFW) soundtrack for the rest of this article, and if you like this sort of filth, do feel free to check out the rest of our Wrongtown Brothers stuff on Facebook. Because Realtouch also runs a sister site called Realtouch Interactive, through which device owners can interact live with cam girl models, and which allows these models to control your device in real time.But I can tell you it's a pretty amazing experience to have a girl halfway around the globe be able to have such complete control over your genitals.The system itself worked admirably with very few glitches for me, except for once or twice when the video paused its stream, leaving the audio and realtouch data streams going.