Paul tells the farmer, 'Hey man I'll give you ,000 for that old broken down nag you've got in the field.' The farmer replies, 'Son you can't believe anything that horse says.He's never even been to Kentucky.' Ethan walks into a barn with a farmer to buy a horse The horse is laid down in some straw.
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT.He makes about per week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.''That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit,' says the agent.'That would be me,' replied old rancher John.George, the farmer, had so many children that he ran out of names.Then he went over to Darcy, my dog, who was badly hurt, and shot him. She told me later: "The wierdo came over to the bar and pinched my bum. Barry Farmer stood there for a few seconds, shifting from one foot to the other and muttering to himself. Or maybe I could take a message fer Dad.' 'Well, it's difficult,' answered Barry uncomfortably, 'I really wanted to talk to yer Dad.When he asked me how I felt, I just thought under the circumstances, it was a wise choice of words to say I've never felt better in my life.' Farmer Evans was driving his John Deere tractor along the road with a trailer load of fertilizer. Then he had the nerve to demand, ' Give me your number, sexy.'" I replied, "Have you got a pen? It's about your brother getting my daughter pregnant.' Neil considered for a moment, 'You would have to talk to Pa about that,' he finally conceded.